needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

ed-kward:

my kitten is me in so many levels

like, i feel ya 

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

colorsinautumn:

ofbeinghonests:

Whoever marries austin swift basically wins at life because you have this hot piece of ass to call your husband and you’ll probably be best friends with taylor swift

in other news im going gay for austin swift to be best friends with taylor swift

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

image

“Why…do you find this…distracting?”

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

coolator:

Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More here

ohsoswiftly:


biggesttaylorfan13:

takeadeepbreath13:

yourecomingundone:

what are you doing

always reblog psycho taylor. it’s law.

i will always reblog this

This was awesome. 

ohsoswiftly:

biggesttaylorfan13:

takeadeepbreath13:

yourecomingundone:

what are you doing

always reblog psycho taylor. it’s law.

i will always reblog this

This was awesome. 

Yo Ed I’m really happy 4 you and I’m gonna let u finish but this is the best JAM OF ALL TIME. - T